What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 01:22
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Has Pope Francis signed a document that gay men can now become priests?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why are Capri cigarettes so expensive?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.